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Jessica Simpson eats meat

She remains genius in a “is she really that stupid or is she just a really fun girl?” way. I’m guessing you won’t see Janeane Garafolo wearing that shirt regardless of whether she’s a vegetarian or not. I realized that this sounded like I was implying that Garafolo was a lesbian, which probably isn’t true. I …

Someone deserves credit for inventing this

Who was the first person ever to shoot someone in a movie with their gun tilted to one side? They really need to be applauded for their contribution to cool. I’m guessing it was Wesley Snipes or a rapper, but the subject definitely deserves research. Well, not be me, but by someone. Note: It’s only …

I want to be a sex tape catburgler

Yes, Verne Troyer has a sex tape. Yes, it made it to the internet, and yes, it was supposedly stolen. All these sex tapes and every single one of them hitting the web because of theft. Is there a large cabal of sex tape thieves out there? How does one become a sex tape catburgler? I …