Jesse Helms and Bozo – Gonzo! Wow, this is just like when Thomas Jefferson and John Adams both held out and died on the 4th of July. I join all you racist homophobes and clown lovers on the day of national tragedy. Well, at least now African Americans and Ted Bundy have a reason to …
I just heard that Madonna said her new favorite song was Katy Perry’s “Ur So Gay.” Quite the complement because Perry’s video for “I Kissed a Girl” isn’t just a slight Madonna homage, it’s practically a Madge’s greatest poses retrospective. Has any song not by Madonna been so cravenly and crassly produced as Katy’s video? The director has to …
I’ll tell you something. I’m not trying to pin life anymore. I don’t even fucking understand it. I just want to make it through with some dignity, like everybody else.
I’m so obsolete I’m posting this lame ass cartoon about it. People have been sending me these long texts these days, and all I can do to respond is send a Y or a N. I was under the assumption that all these people just had way better cell phones than I did. I thought …
