I’ll tell you something. I’m not trying to pin life anymore. I don’t even fucking understand it. I just want to make it through with some dignity, like everybody else.
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Monthly Archives: July 2008
I’m obsolete
I’m so obsolete I’m posting this lame ass cartoon about it. People have been sending me these long texts these days, and all I can do to respond is send a Y or a N. I was under the assumption that all these people just had way better cell phones than I did. I thought …
Peter Cook: Horn Dog of the Year
It’s hard for me to have sympathy for this guy. He was married to Christie Brinkley, he has a teen mistress, and he still needs to spend $3000 dollars a month on internet porn! Now if I had either Christie Brinkley or a teen mistress my internet porn bill would be negligable depending on whether …