You know the formula – Boy meets girl, Boy loses girl, Boy gets girl back. The third act usually only happens in the movies. Holly: I mean, you know why she’s marrying him, don’t you? Robbie: The money thing? Security? A nice house? I guess that’s important to some people. Holly: No, it’s not important …
273 writers who have committed suicide Doug Stanhope: Life is like animal porn, it’s not for everybody. Miles Raymond: Well, the world doesn’t give a shit what I have to say. I’m not necessary. Had. I’m so insignificant I can’t even kill myself. Jack: Miles, what the hell is that supposed to mean? Miles Raymond: …
Kim Ronson Colorado Republican Delegate Shotgun weddings are great that means that people are facing the consequences of things that they’ve done. You know sometimes teenagers can make really good moms. Gosh, Mary the mother of Jesus was 13 or 14. I think she was a pretty good mom. I’ll give her this much. If …
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