When I was a kid at an Ice Cream parlor, I’d be bummed about only getting to have a cone. I determined then that someday I’d be old enough to have a banana split whenever I wanted to. When I reached that point, I no longer had any interest in having one. However, I never …
Daily Archives: June 28, 2009
David Caruso the worst actor alive
Jim Carrey sort of started out as what Carrot Top became, albeit one with amazing physical dexterity, and became one of the edgiest comedians ever. If he’s at an awards show, I’m dying to find out what he has up his sleeve. I don’t watch the CSI shows because I hate seeing blood and guts …
A startling admission
Me and a friend, huge Bill Hicks fans both, and himself a former comedian, both admitted that we find Carrot Top funny. It’s not necessarily cutting edge funny. It’s not life changing funny. It’s not brave funny, but it’s funny. I’ve always loved his routine about looking like the flagship of the Wendy’s chain. I’m …
Coolest Celebrity Decline
You have to hand it to Jim Morrison. Even in his bloated bearded decline, he still looked pretty damn cool.