Who wants to marry a murderer? “The company did have in place what it thought was a thorough vetting process that involved complete background checks by an outside company for all contestants on its shows,” it said. “Clearly, the process did not work properly in this case. 51 Minds is investigating what went wrong and …
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Yep, I woke up and found out that I was 46% more likely to die due to my sleep apnea this morning. It’s pretty hard to achieve much with your day after you awake to that. That mask contraption above is a CPAP machine, which is really the only thing doctors have for you if …
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That’s supposedly Florida QB Tim Tebow’s girlfriend. I just heard a clip of a reporter asking Tebow if he was saving himself for marriage. He and the other reporters all started to giggle. I thought Tebow was about to say – “have you seen my girlfriend in a bikini?”, but apparently he’s very religious and …
Or I guess he still does, but needs to see his 1300 kids leave home before pursuing it with abandon. I have no interest in Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes news, but I’m still pretty fascinated with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. The other day I heard Quentin Tarantino talking about smoking hash with Brad …
Anything in italics is my nonsense. Eternal resting spot next to Marilyn Monroe to be auctioned (AFP) – 2 days ago LOS ANGELES — Want to spend eternity next to Marilyn Monroe? Now you can, because the burial spot located just above the ill-fated starlet is going on sale for a cool 500,000 dollars on …
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Wiseguy’s Ken Wahl in the Poor House Do they have to sound so happy and amused by it? This really hits home for me. Wiseguy is one of my all time favorite shows, and I really feel sad about what happened to Ken Wahl. He was in a motorcycle accident that ended his career and …
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Time’s top 10 Supposedly, this is a tribute to Les Paul. It’s pretty hard to fuck up a top ten list this badly, you have to really work hard. Putting Slash at number 2 is a good start. Leaving off Eddie Van Halen gets you very close to home. This entry though seals the deal. …
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I’m in desperate need of air brushing
Since it’s the 40th anniversary of his savagery, let me say that if you have ever sent this dude fan mail you are a sick loser. Here’s a guy who is 5 foot 2 inches tall. He’s grubby. He doesn’t bathe. He has tons of hot young chicks willing to have sex with him all …
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I’m not comfortable asking this to anybody that would actually know the answer to this question. I’m not even sure at what age this happens on average. For couples that make good on the til death do us part promise, when they have sex for the last time, do they usually know that this is …
Palin: Obama’s ‘death panel’ would decide Trig’s care “And who will suffer the most when they ration care?” she wrote. “The sick, the elderly, and the disabled, of course. The America I know and love is not one in which my parents or my baby with Down Syndrome will have to stand in front of …
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Bill Simmons just made a passing mention of these and noted that they deserved a column of their own (this isn’t it). Nevertheless, they were like three times as large as normal baseball cards and have always been my favorite sports cards of all time. I still have about 50 and if you want to …
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The one with Chris Farley and Patrick Swayze is funnier, but for my money this is the best.
One of my all time favorites from Eddie Murphy’s epic time on Saturday Night Live was him interviewing Ron Howard. I especially love the “You made a movie about pimps and there ain’t no brothers in it? I don’t know whether to thank you or punch you in the mouth!” line. [Open on “FOCUS ON …
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I always want to feel sorry and empathize with Jennifer Aniston’s loneliness and pain, and then yet another hot photo spread of her comes out. Does she view these as dating profiles like on Match.com? Is she just desperate to convince herself that she’s still hot? Does she think that she has to do them …
