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Michael Jackson worked harder than Obama last year

Just because you’re exploitively picking the last bits of meat off of a dead carcass doesn’t mean that there isn’t fertile ground to explore. Elvis’ last footage was horrifying and depressing – Michael couldn’t have traded the Beatles catalog for this much of an image upgrade. See I’m willing to buy your cash in on …

Larry David urinates on Jesus – the expected ensues

Anyone who reads me (does anyone read me?) knows that my biggest peeve is essentially “Don’t be offended unless someone is trying to offend you.” Well – here’s the latest idiot looking for headlines. On this week’s Curb Your Enthusiasm, Larry David had a problem controlling his urine stream and accidentally splashed a picture of …