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The worst thing I’ve ever laughed at

(I’ve already lied because frankly I’ve laughed really hard at this horrible joke about Hitler and clowns that I found on the Internet, but it’s way too offensive to cop to here. Anyone who wants to hear it can email me. I am Jewish. I should be really offended. So if there’s a possibility that …

Why Howard Stern Makes More Money Than Me

I wrote a 1500 word essay on Tiger and Elin today that is better summarized by one sentence I just heard from Howard Stern. “Without golf, this Tiger Woods is Urkle!” Well played, but in my defense look at who he’s now married to. He’s in a much better place to have concise insightful points …

NBC to Comcast: Let the TV Apocalypse Begin

To the great chagrin of floundering Tonight Show host Conan O’Brian, NBC was sold to Comcast Corp. and not Jay Z as he had hoped. Usually, I get really scared about the size of these huge media conglomerates. You see, someone forgot to tell the FCC that it was more important to stop Rupert Murdoch …