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Apple owns me

I’m pretty sure I have accepted thousands and thousands of pages of Apple documents without reading a single word. Something tells me that soon we will all be Steve Jobs’ slaves. He’ll say, “Look you sold your soul hundreds of times – I have the documents!” And I’ll be doing hard labor for the rest of my life thinking, “Damn I just wanted my iTunes to work properly.”