Counselor: Weed is bad – Football is good Ricky: It is? Ricky’s Agent: Weed Bad – Football good! Ricky: How many keys does my salary
Hillary Clinton was caught by paparazzi this morning sleeping in the same bed as former President Bill Clinton. Word is that their daughter Chelsea was
I’ve always thought Dane Cook neither deserved his plaudits or his derision. He’s just a competant stand up, nothing special, but I just finally put
Doug Stanhope likes to say that it’s our flaws that make us interesting. I agree, but it hasn’t necessarily worked out that well for me
Here’s what I never understood in high school. When Achilles was born his mother dipped him in the river Styx making him invulnerable everywhere except
This guy Mark Collins has been doing these great illustrations of Mitch Hedberg jokes. But I think I’m going to pirate them all below so
A friend of his just died young, the second time recently that this has happened to someone listed among his top friends on his My
One of the most amazing lost performances of all time, Steven Banks: Home Entertainment Center was a one man show filmed as a 1989 Showtime special.
I guess I must be dumb cuz u had a pocket full of horses Trojan and some of them used You know it sucks when
Does anyone alive actually read this? I think Al-Qaeda may be passing along messages to each other in it and no one has any idea!
Belmont, California is trying to ban Cigarette smoking in private residences. Jesus, if they’re that bad just make them illegal already. The news showed this really
Chelsea Cain has supposedly just written the first fictional portrayal of a female serial killer. The main character of this opus is Gretchen Lowell, who
Uh oh, Kathy Griffin has enraged the country. During her Emmy Speech (her getting one is a bigger offense against good taste) she said,
I was just watching Fletch, when I saw AMC splice out first Chevy Chase then Geena Davis giving the middle finger salute. I’ve seen the