My first firing
God knows why, but I thought that getting fired from this job was practically the end of any possible future employment. Actually, it was just a
God knows why, but I thought that getting fired from this job was practically the end of any possible future employment. Actually, it was just a
Here’s a good recipe for it. I was always about two years smarter than my actual age and about two years behind in my physical
So far I’m 0-3-1 with male psychologists so now I’m going to see a woman!
I’ve had a few times in my life where I was engulfed in panic, and they are episodes of utter terror and devastation. You can’t
My whole life in one fell swoop. I was literally so insane that I had to make a decision that second or I would go
If you’re sending someone down, you better send him fast – ‘cuz funny Steve’s going under
I was actually once at the very crest of the internet phenomenon and was incredibly successful given my chosen niche. Unfortunately, my niche was extremely
I wish there could be a secret weekend One where we could forgive the sins that have been transgressed One that didn’t count against the
Donna Mae Johnson (born circa 1929 in Minneapolis, Minnesota) is the maiden name of Donna Wold, who was Charles M. Schulz’s inspiration for the character
Once my dreams were be lovely idylls of possibility. Now they are just haunting painful reminders of what could have been.
Watched the Princess Bride with my niece and nephew – I’ve seen it before as you can tell.
My niece Nicole and her brother Ricky are in town and we read some Calvin and Hobbes. They particularly enjoyed any mentions of mucus and
I’m throwing down the Gauntlet! Are you a smarter loser than me? $50 Dollars First Prize, because that’s all I can afford!
Jeff Spicoli: [Desmond re-enters; Spicoli follows with bagel stuffed into crotch; with open shirt, barefoot, holding Vans] Wait a minute, there’s no birthday party for