
ENB Announces the World’s Smartest Loser Contest!!!
I’m throwing down the Gauntlet! Are you a smarter loser than me? $50 Dollars First Prize, because that’s all I can afford!

I’m throwing down the Gauntlet! Are you a smarter loser than me? $50 Dollars First Prize, because that’s all I can afford!

Jeff Spicoli: [Desmond re-enters; Spicoli follows with bagel stuffed into crotch; with open shirt, barefoot, holding Vans] Wait a minute, there’s no birthday party for

My Goddaughter Nicole is getting a Nano for the holidays with music by me! Help me root out anything inappropriate! Easy Choices – Do wop,

Here’s a sad truth for you all and they even teach it in Game Theory courses. All relationships are decided by power and apathy. They

Are you a team player? The whole notion of team play in business is one of the biggest piles of crap ever unleashed upon the

Ahh, the love between a man and his horse! I wrote this dark tribute to my daily collegiate habit for a creative writing class in

Which is worse: not believing in God or believing that he exists and is out to get you?

Rummaging through my files I found this from my sister’s wedding. Never ask someone who has just gone through a hard break up to speak

Ever been so lonely you keep updating your email so much you find your self praying for spam? Aren’t there any home business ideas I’d

Top distance runner Ryan Shay died during the U.S. men’s Olympic marathon trials Saturday. That settles it – no long distance running for me.

Doug Stanhope likes to say that it’s our flaws that make us interesting. I agree, but it hasn’t necessarily worked out that well for me

Being shy can be crippling. Some people who are shy become incredibly kind and accomodating. Some become petulant, Ty Cobb was like this, as if

I was in a job interview and I opened a book and started reading. Then I said to the guy, “Let me ask you a