
My Do I Feel Old Today
Not only am I older than both Elvis and John Lennon when they died, but today is the 28th birthday of one of my first

Not only am I older than both Elvis and John Lennon when they died, but today is the 28th birthday of one of my first

So this is what it’s come to. LeBron James just took his talents to South Beach amid tons of hoopla and plenty of Benjamins. Me?

I’d like to think it was true love. Getting paid to do something you love is a good idea, but the reason the call it

Someone who knows photoshop needs to help me out here so that my dear departed Bailey no longer looks like a space alien with laser

Every time they update the damn iPhone I get to relive losing my last decent job. The morning of the first iPhone announcement I bet

Come for the baseball, stay for the romance. I must have seen Pride of the Yankees at least a hundred and fifteen times before I

I can’t tell you how sad I am to learn that the following story is untrue. I hate the internet for debunking all the cool

I think I now sort of know what it feels like to be raped. Of course that’s never an appropriate metaphor for a man to

People always try to tell me that things happen for a reason and that I should look forward to better times, but I’ve always had

I wrote a 1500 word essay on Tiger and Elin today that is better summarized by one sentence I just heard from Howard Stern. “Without

Email programs have warning buttons that come up when you are about to do something relatively insignificant like send an email out without a subject.

Robert Laidman – my badass Grandfather – would have made a scarier Darth Vader than James Earl Jones, but had a heart of gold.

Drexl Spivey: He must have thought it was white boy day. It ain’t white boy day, is it? Marty: No man, It ain’t white boy

Yep, I woke up and found out that I was 46% more likely to die due to my sleep apnea this morning. It’s pretty hard