
My Banana Split quandary
When I was a kid at an Ice Cream parlor, I’d be bummed about only getting to have a cone. I determined then that someday

When I was a kid at an Ice Cream parlor, I’d be bummed about only getting to have a cone. I determined then that someday

Today flying back to Cleveland I was thinking about who the best people to be stuck in an airplane row with and I was thinking

Brad Laidman Born: Dec. 17th, 1965 – Cleveland, Ohio Actor: A Few Good Men: Juror Six Days, Seven Nights: Bartender Do the Right Thing: Homeless

Hello. Can I have my adolescence back? Please, no seriously I’m begging. I went to high school and college from 1980-1988. Gee, that era sounds

Alan Harper: [Alan has a bad case of the flu, Charlie wants to tell him some ‘great news’] There is no great news, there is

Was just rewatching one of my favorite movies “The Tao of Steve” and I looked up Greer Goodman the female love interest and co-writer to see

Alex Rodriguez just admitted to steroid use by explaining he knew that he wasn’t taking Tic Tacs. Sadly, I did. Back in the day as

Miss Teen Louisiana Lindsey Evans! Dana Plato is dead, but people keep repeating her mistakes. Lindsey skipped out on a $46 dollar dinner tab, but

As a point of honesty, I had never read a single word written by David Foster Wallace before he killed himself, I just have a

273 writers who have committed suicide Doug Stanhope: Life is like animal porn, it’s not for everybody. Miles Raymond: Well, the world doesn’t give a

Last night I woke up in the middle of the night hungry. I grabbed a Drumstick ice cream cone, brought it back into bed, and

I’ve always wanted to have a newspaper column so the following is likely tainted by my own jealousy. I hate Craig Wilson. Craig Wilson writes

I had money, and I had none I had money, and I had none But I never been so broke That I couldn’t leave town

My wallet has a jacket with both my driver’s license and that of my late Grandfather. Today I played poker at the new Horseshoe in

Just had this entertaining conversation with a rep from the Northwestern Aquatic Center. “How much is admission for an alumni?” “12 dollars” “How do I