Category: Family, Friends and Me

I continue my life as Brian Wilson minus the money and catalog of classic works I recently decided that I was going to make sure I

Apparently, it’s to never stop trying to jump onto my keyboard when I type and to semi-accidentally knock something off my desk. Will it be:

I was pretty dead set on getting another cat after losing Bailey, but my parents had other ideas and imported Spencer into my life. I

Every time I move, which sadly is often, my mother sets me up with supplies. This is her idea of how much paper products a

I’ve been holding out so long I’ve been sleeping all alone Lord I miss you Well, I’ve been haunted in my sleep You’ve been starring

While this fact – dramatic enough – is beyond dispute, the ninety-year-old Adams’s last words as they have come down to us, “Keith Crime  survives,” seem

The number of women who have been related to me and willing to spoil me beyond belief is probably what makes me the fantastic failure

I’m so obsolete I’m posting this lame ass cartoon about it. People have been sending me these long texts these days, and all I can

Wow, who knew so many people cheated on crossword puzzles? My site has a record day due to my mentioning that Jim Belushi wore a

Yes, Verne Troyer has a sex tape. Yes, it made it to the internet, and yes, it was supposedly stolen. All these sex tapes and

And I — I have shown him … that a man without hope is a man without fear.

I hate advertising, but really I hate to work for a living even more. This woman gets 500 dollars a month to drive a billboard.

Lancelot: ‘Tis the old wound, my king, it hath never healed.