Bailey Checks Out
Man, I idolized Bailey. No one can tell me that he wasn’t the coolest cat in the world. I got him at a shelter in
Man, I idolized Bailey. No one can tell me that he wasn’t the coolest cat in the world. I got him at a shelter in
I pitched my pop culture book to a agent recommended to me by a former editor. The agent told me that I had no platform
A convicted Level 3 sex offender has won $10 million in the Massachusetts State Lottery. . . He has been convicted six times of indecent
On a related note to my Bobby Fischer post above. A psychiatrist I went to and I had maybe one interesting conversation in the entire
I don’t remember ever hearing the term at the time, but I guess that’s what the hairstyle’s been doomed by time to be forever called. I’m guessing
Annie Savoy: The world is not made for people cursed with self-awareness. Crash: Look, Nuke — these Big League hitters are gonna light you up
I pretty much had ol’ Bailey’s obit written. His vet gave his kidney’s about a 10% chance of recovering. I was pretty sure that
I’d like to say I’ve had a religious awakening, but it’s actually much simpler than that.
Salieri: Mediocrities everywhere, now and to come: I absolve you all! Amen! Amen! Amen! I’ve written this book of opinions called This Is Your Brain
* Mitch Hedberg Well, I have a job interview 1/3 at 8:30 AM and I was feeling a little bit sick. Some people would have
There’s an odd point in time when I see Jon Brion play, when I realize that although I love his unbelievable musical chops, his delightful
Bob Dylan has nothing to do with this Zombies song, but that picture seemed romantic to me right now The warmth of your love is
I’m going to call him by his initials, K-A-M, since I don’t want his name showing up with porn in google searches, although actually he
I have almost no ability to pick up women at bars or parties. The better the conversation I have with them the more embarrassed I