
K-A-M: Master of Love
I’m going to call him by his initials, K-A-M, since I don’t want his name showing up with porn in google searches, although actually he

I’m going to call him by his initials, K-A-M, since I don’t want his name showing up with porn in google searches, although actually he

I have almost no ability to pick up women at bars or parties. The better the conversation I have with them the more embarrassed I

This short story is basically the first real thing I ever tried to write around 1987. I turned it in to some school journal and

I give up. God just hates me. I’ve been trying to meet this writer for the Cleveland Plain Dealer, Michael Heaton for like 15 years

It’s odd sometimes I really feel so confident and excited to be alive that I think I’m practically the next Martin Luther King. Right now,

I’ve stood in line to shake the hands of only two people in my life, Ray Davies and Muhammad Ali. Both were at book signings,

I used to be a big fan of self deprecating humor, but I’m giving it up. People as a whole aren’t smart enough to deal

This will interest absolutely no one except my best friend (Dave Allen) and yours truly, but really the purpose of my website is mostly the self

As I continued to burrow through my brief history on college radio, I found an episode where I was awake. Dave was AWOL so I

“All right then,” said the Savage defiantly, “I’m claiming the right to be unhappy.” My best friend in high school used to say everything you

I’m a big fan of art that normally isn’t found in museums, and as this art – rock and roll, comic books, movies, television, and

I never mean to insult anyone. I’m probably more self mocking than practically anyone in the world, but no one ever gets that I never

Send her a link to a story about her and misspell her name. I hounded Marilyn into giving me the only job I’ve ever liked

The only job I ever really wanted, the only one that I never had to lie to get was at The Norris Center Browsing Library.