
Please don’t come to San Francisco
Every time I hear about the Bay Bridge falling down, I can’t help but laugh about the tolls in San Francisco. When I lived there

Every time I hear about the Bay Bridge falling down, I can’t help but laugh about the tolls in San Francisco. When I lived there

I’m sure this woman is very nice and hard working, but she keeps sending me emails and I never asked her to and I don’t

Palin: Obama’s ‘death panel’ would decide Trig’s care “And who will suffer the most when they ration care?” she wrote. “The sick, the elderly, and

Crazy Horse (ca. 1840 – September 5, 1877) was a respected war leader of the Oglala Lakota, who fought against the U.S. federal government in

And you thought he’d be proud of the Obama Presidency!

I’ve been a huge fan of Robert Smigel’s for a long time. I just saw on CNN that Jesse has offered to go to

I love the Internet #9872 I just saw this funny (not in the intended way) drugfree.org commercial and wanted to post it. This mother keeps

Now you know we’re all fucked – isn’t Starbucks the place you get a job when you get laid off? Try telling urban youth not

Barack Obama has now been President for 29 minutes and so far my life hasn’t gotten any better. I can’t believe I voted for him.

Isn’t it every Secret Service agent’s dream to take a shoe for the President? Where were these dudes when the Buster Browns were being fired?

I like to consider myself a pop culture satirist. Today is a sad day for me, because I can think of absolutely nothing to say

Kneel Before Oprah and Kiss Her Ring

When the 9-11 anniversary passed, I was going to write something to the effect of get over it, but I was too cowardly, because much

Kim Ronson Colorado Republican Delegate Shotgun weddings are great that means that people are facing the consequences of things that they’ve done. You know sometimes

My friend Grant used to mock me because I’ve only voted once. He was all every vote counts etc, and I was like show me
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