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TYLER, Texas (AP) — A man killed his girlfriend, then filleted and cooked parts of her body before calling police to tell them what he was doing, authorities said Sunday.

Sometimes, all you have is the ability to say I’m not the most mentally disturbed man on the face of the planet. My question is – you’ve gone to all that trouble to fix yourself a special meal, why call 911 and spoil the ambiance of the evening?