The Donald bought Ed McMahon’s 4.6 million dollar house so Ed wouldn’t have to suffer the indignity of, I don’t know, living like a regular person. I hate to put down people when they are acting charitable, but … How about helping some hard working people who need a break? I know Ed’s sick, but I doubt he’s down to his last dollar, and even if he were, he’s had maybe the easiest life of any person alive. Anyone who wants to hire me to laugh at their jokes, I’ll gladly work for a million a year and I won’t ever ask for a raise.
