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Drunk Driving Stars Must Go

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Jack Bauer finally got taken down by an illegal U-Turn. I’m hardly a member of MADD. If you screw up once in a while and drive home a tad over the limit, I can understand to a certain extent, but it’s just inexcusable for rich celebrities.

Apparently, no one was paying attention to the deaths caused by Prison Break actor Lane Garrison’s drunken outing with some teenagers. If you are a rich celebrity, feel free to go crazy, drink, smoke, snort whatever you like, but pay for someone to drive you home. These people have personal assistants up the ass to take care of their laundry, to light their cigarettes, to wipe the behinds. Hire somebody to fucking drive you home.

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