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  4. Profiles

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  6. i used to have button on my profile for tweet and direct message but took them off I want to put them back on

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  16. I keep asking for help and this is not working. Any advice?

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  19. I’ve done that several times and nothing has happened

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  22. I have done this a lot already

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  25. I keep clicking when you ask me to and nothing happens

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  28. I keep being told to choose an option I keep choosing an option and keep again get being told to choose an options

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  32. The more information you give, the better for us to investigate. Can you please provide a detailed description of your issue?

     
  33. I want to put a DM message on my profile

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  36. Tap into a new way of Tweeting by exploring the GIF library! We’ve got plenty more! Select “One more” to see another tip. If you’re done, select “Home” to go back to the main menu.

     
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  44. tweet promotions

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  52. twitter promotions

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  56. we go round and round with this and you never seem to help me even when I pay you

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  62. paying to promote tweets

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