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Gossip Girl Impossible Mystery

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Apparently, in a shocking twist no one saw coming one of the male characters on Gossip Girl will turn out to be gay. Hmm. There are four male characters. Chuck has slept with numerous prostitutes, Blair, and tried to rape Jenny and Serena. Nate has slept with both Blair and Serena, and Dan has slept with Serena. Eric however is really effeminate, tried to commit suicide and is rarely on the show. Wow, I’m stumped.