We should always remember thin Elvis in January and the fat Elvis in August – It’s too bad that Elvis didn’t last a couple of more months – Thin Elvis and Fat Elvis could have replaced all those babies and old men on New Year’s Eve. They fudged it for Jesus I think we should do the same for Elvis.
How about replacing Santa Claus with the fat Elvis. So the Elvis year could be January 8th to Dec 25th. It would be like Elvis giving us an extra week off a year.
