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Someone who knows photoshop needs to help me out here so that my dear departed Bailey no longer looks like a space alien with laser eyes.

I love animals. There is nothing like the unconditional love of an animal, but here’s why most people don’t take animal rights groups completely seriously. This may also be the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever read.

From the trivia section of imdb’s Shawshank Redemption listing.

” The American Humane Association monitored the filming of scenes involving Brooks’ crow. During the scene where he fed it a maggot, the AHA objected on the grounds that it was cruel to the maggot, and required that they use a maggot that had died from natural causes. One was found, and the scene was filmed.”

A fucking maggot!@!@!

The mind boggles at how many people could have been fed with the time, money, and effort used to make this epic decision.

“Mr. Darabont we have an issue with your script”

“You mean all the man on man rape?”

“No, we’re cool with that, but do you really think we’re going to allow you to film the killing of an innocent live maggot? Just what kind of maggot snuff film are you trying to foist off on the American public – you sick freak!”

Idiots – they’re everywhere.