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Iron Man AC Green

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AC Green is an iron man. Most people call him that because he played in 1192 straight professional basketball games. I call him that because he remained a virgin until he got married at 38! Remember, this guy was teammates with both Magic Johnson, who was screwing anything that moved before he tested HIV positive, and James Worthy, who was once arrested for ordering in two prostitutes. Amazing!  And look how hot his wife turned out to be.

I don’t particularly think that Green’s actions were noble, but you still have to tip your hat to someone with that amount of self control. Estimating conservatively I’m guessing that AC must have easily turned down something ike 1192 potential sexual encounters. Hope it was worth it big guy.