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It’s 3 AM: Who’s calling the White House?

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Well, if Hillary somehow gets elected, she can go back to sleep, because obviously it’s one of Bill’s skanky overweight girlfriends.

Am I the only one waiting for Barack Obama to pull out the “You couldn’t even satisfy your husband, how could you possibly please the American people?” card?

Then again it’s Bill and she’s only one woman. My guess is Bill is always a large fry and a double quarter pounder with cheese away from being ready to go one more time.