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Jessica Simpson eats meat

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She remains genius in a “is she really that stupid or is she just a really fun girl?” way.

I’m guessing you won’t see Janeane Garafolo wearing that shirt regardless of whether she’s a vegetarian or not.

I realized that this sounded like I was implying that Garafolo was a lesbian, which probably isn’t true. I just meant she’d rather drop dead than wear a shirt that seemingly implies a great love of penis or actually eating real meat for that matter.