Keith Richards just got offered 7 Million Dollars to write his autobiography, which I’m guessing won’t be written by Keith. Here is my guess as to what Keith would write if he had to do it all by himself.
“I remember me dad buying me first guitar. It had six strings. … I vaguely remember being a pirate for a while, and then I fell out of that palm tree… Oh and Mick is a sod awful git!”
