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Least Frivolous Lawsuit Ever

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A 21-year-old Harris County woman filed a $200,000 lawsuit against American Airlines alleging employees on a flight to Los Angeles from Dallas/Fort Worth Airport failed to protect her while she slept from another passenger who masturbated to her and ejaculated in her hair, according to a lawsuit she filed last week in Tarrant County.

$200,000? If I ran that airline, she’d be paid before I was unable to eat my morning breakfast.