A conspiracy of epic proportions was exposed today when wack job Stephen Baldwin wandered into his brother Alec’s house uninvited and promptly wrote an emergency missive to Karl Rove. Apparently a cabal of Alec Baldwin, Barbra Streisand, Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, and Willie Nelson were hatching a complex plot to kidnap Sarah Palin and surreptitiously replace her with Tina Fey in the hope that no one would notice.
Charlie Sheen was also rumored to be there, but a representative for Sheen claims that he wasn’t there, is a conservative, and has a hooker receipt to prove his whereabouts at the time.
According to the younger Baldwin – the group of Hollywood elites was planning on eliminating Palin by dressing her up as a Caribou and shooting her from a helicopter.
Did you know that the Onion doesn’t even accept submissions?
The above is probably why.
