Site icon Brad Laidman: Elvis Needs Boats

Maybe it’s just all chemicals

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It’s odd sometimes I really feel so confident and excited to be alive that I think I’m practically the next Martin Luther King. Right now, despite the fact that I just won $500 playing poker, I feel like the biggest schmuck in the world. It’s time to get a corrupt dentist to hook me up to a lifetime supply of nitrous and let me enjoy the rest of my life.