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My New Favorite Informercial Charlatan

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Peter Popoff

I honestly never thought I’d find an infomercial that tickled my fancy as much as the guys from Air Supply pitching Soft Rock Classics, but this guy is a genius. He cuts right to the chase. If you follow him, he will send you “Miracle Water” and God will repay you in cold hard cash! Finally, people are getting rewarded for their faith the good old fashioned earthly way!

Lenny Bruce said he could never follow a preacher that had more than one suit. I wonder what he would think of one that drove a $100,000 Porsche?

If you’re this stupid you deserve to get taken in. Peter Popoff for those of you who found Jim Baker to be too subtle!