This is the best young comedian I’ve heard in a long time. His album Shakespeare is fantastic. He’s basically the anti-Mitch Hedberg. Every off beat thought of Hedberg’s was goofy and endearing, Jesenik’s mind
2001 was a weird year for me. I moved there to do bankruptcy arbitrage for a friend of mine. Unfortunately, his main holding was a company that went bankrupt about a week after I
We regret to inform you that all trading in Charlie Sheen Death Pool securities has been halted. Charlie Sheen is mad. Charlie Sheen just went on the counter offensive – I’d compare it to
We didn’t have shuffle in my day. When you wanted to shuffle a vinyl LP, you’d have to drop a really heavy book on the floor.
I’m pretty sure I have accepted thousands and thousands of pages of Apple documents without reading a single word. Something tells me that soon we will all be Steve Jobs’ slaves. He’ll say, “Look
I was diagnosed with Sleep Apnea about 15 years ago. Even after surgery to remove my tonsils and soft palette, I would still stop breathing 60 to 70 times an hour, which meant that
I just found something I wrote in 1994 about my profession as a trader. I don’t even remember writing it, but can tell that it is mine. Wow, I used to be way smarter
I was reading a top ten list of the greatest drummers of all time, and I saw in the comment section someone joke that Mickey Dolenz of the Monkees was the worst drummer ever.
“Good morning, Pooh Bear,” said Eeyore gloomily. “If it is a good morning,” he said. “Which I doubt,” said he. “Why, what’s the matter?” “Nothing, Pooh Bear, nothing. We can’t all, and some of
If you asked me about the two issues I care most about politically, my answer would be censorship and teen pregnancy. I thought MTV’s show “16 and Pregnant” was actually a decent public service
If I had a better life and career this would be my Holiday Card for my blog, but I don’t so I’m stealing this guy’s. The only thing my mother has ever made me
I’ve actually been to some really good company Christmas parties, but there hasn’t ever been one where at least half of the employees there weren’t saying “Couldn’t they have just paid us the amount