I’ve actually been to some really good company Christmas parties, but there hasn’t ever been one where at least half of the employees there weren’t saying “Couldn’t they have just paid us the amount
If you read me, you know that I hate censorship of any kind. I sympathize with what parents have to deal with raising kids in today’s environment but I don’t want that to encroach
Every time I’m in the bathroom – 10 times a day at least – I have to run water for Blue to drink. She doesn’t even get this excited about food. In general the
My newly 28 ex-little league charge Nick Figone wrote me back. I was almost expecting him to write – don’t you have a life? I haven’t seen you in 17 years, but he wrote
I had a wonderful Algebra II teacher named Louis Gmeindl. He was the Dr. Gregory House of West Geauga High School. People were terrified of his class. Me, I thought everything he ever did
Not only am I older than both Elvis and John Lennon when they died, but today is the 28th birthday of one of my first and favorite little league kids, Nick Figone. In this
So this is what it’s come to. LeBron James just took his talents to South Beach amid tons of hoopla and plenty of Benjamins. Me? I can’t even give mine away. How pathetic are
I’d like to think it was true love. Getting paid to do something you love is a good idea, but the reason the call it fuck you money is that perhaps the secret is
Someone who knows photoshop needs to help me out here so that my dear departed Bailey no longer looks like a space alien with laser eyes. I love animals. There is nothing like the
I was never a fan of science and in college I took the two acknowledged Mickey Mouse classes. The first was called “Highlights to Astronomy” and I unlike probably anyone else actually read the
If you’re not familiar with Eric the “Actor” here is my previous take on his celebrity and my mental health. I’m Going To Hell Because of Eric the Midget Suffice it to say
The commode scene in Reservoir Dogs never ceases to amaze me. I think that Quentin Tarantino called it “a lie scene” because even though the action is shown onscreen – it’s something that never