Zero degrees of separation
When Madonna and Warren Beatty were going at it, it was like everyone in the world had been with one or the other of them. I’m not sure who has slept with the most
January 9, 2010
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When Madonna and Warren Beatty were going at it, it was like everyone in the world had been with one or the other of them. I’m not sure who has slept with the most
We should always remember thin Elvis in January and the fat Elvis in August – It’s too bad that Elvis didn’t last a couple of more months – Thin Elvis and Fat Elvis could
I was listening to a great old Howard Stern interview with Johnny Depp the other day. He had just done the movie From Hell, which I realized that I probably needed to see. I
Chelsea Handler’s whole career is basically channeling Joan Rivers. Her version is a little hipper – she basically just rebooted Joan’s sensibility and rhythm in a younger prettier possibly sluttier body. History should be
Til Death Us Do Part – By Ray Davies What can I do? How can I show you, And let you see, That I am someone, That you want me to be. I’m only
If you asked most parents the question – Would you rather have your son play pro football or smoke? I’m guessing that every one gasps and says “Are you kidding?” Most parents would celebrate
Oddly, almost none of the obits I read mentioned Brittany Murphy in Sin City, which is odd since it was one of the best movies of the last decade. But even odder to me
The most interesting thing about Brittany Murphy’s death to me was the Ashton Kutcher tweet that will go down as her eulogy. Ashton Kutcher tweeted about Murphy: “2day the world lost a little piece
I don’t watch Animal Planet or whatever channel these idiots are on, but someone needs to either spay Michelle Duggar or shoot her idiot sperm filled husband Joe Bob. Michelle just weakly popped out
I could have sworn I already posted this but know that there’s sadness in the sarcasm I’m officially taking back everything I ever said about Chloe Webb. Hopefully, she will be happy to hear
Hello keith crime, So, you’ve made it another year, huh? Impressive. Well, impressive if you consider your festering stagnant life clicking over another year an accomplishment. I bet you woke up today feeling
Actually after years of nonsense of this sort by me I learned that Neal Peart loved Keith Moon’s drumming. I finally got something productive from my insane ravings about Keith Moon and Neil