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Leon: The King of Lip Synching

I’ve often thought that at some time or another every significant African American would be portrayed in the movies by Denzel Washington, but if your budget is a little smaller and your chronicling a famous Rock

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With this incentive how can I resist?

Not to repeat myself, but there is a special place in hell reserved for non-essential plastic surgeons and the sellers of products that spur hair growth and penis size. Prolixus somehow doesn’t make you

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Most absurd MJ justification

On E! I saw a clip of a Jackson lawyer claiming that the Michael dangling the baby over the balcony incident was the singer reenacting the African tradition of raising the baby over his

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My Banana Split quandary

When I was a kid at an Ice Cream parlor, I’d be bummed about only getting to have a cone. I determined then that someday I’d be old enough to have a banana split

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David Caruso the worst actor alive

Jim Carrey sort of started out as what Carrot Top became, albeit one with amazing physical dexterity, and became one of the edgiest comedians ever. If he’s at an awards show, I’m dying to

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A startling admission

Me and a friend, huge Bill Hicks fans both, and himself a former comedian, both admitted that we find Carrot Top funny. It’s not necessarily cutting edge funny. It’s not life changing funny. It’s

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