I’ve always wanted to have a newspaper column so the following is likely tainted by my own jealousy. I hate Craig Wilson. Craig Wilson writes a regular column for USA Today’s Life section, and
I had money, and I had none I had money, and I had none But I never been so broke That I couldn’t leave town – Jim Morrison
Right before he died from lymphatic cancer, Joey Ramone recorded this ode to CNBC’s New York Stock Exchange floor reporter, Maria Bartiromo. 1. He never really did seem like a business report kind of guy.
Finally found a copy of Julian Temple’s doc Joe Strummer: The Future Is Unwritten There is an amusing if sad section where a friend of Joe’s remembers that he dressed her down about her
Darth Vader today announced that he has filed a $600 million lawsuit against George Lucas for defamation of character. The lawsuit claims that Lucas became a billionaire off the badass cool of Vader, and
I’m drinking a bottle of water right now. It’s 16.9 ounces and it usually costs about a dollar at a convenience store. There are 128 ounces in a gallon. This implies that I and
I was an economics major so let’s discuss the marginal cost of Coca-Cola, which is apparently zero. The marginal cost of something is the amount it costs to produce more of a product. Usually,
1. Isn’t this photo I’ve chosen unfair to all women? I found it on Wonkette. No way any web site would do this to a man running for office. Then again men don’t have
Chad Johnson changed his last name to Ocho Cinco. He thinks he’s a trailblazer, but he’s apparently never heard of World B. Free. This makes him only half as insane as Shawn Merriman, who
My wallet has a jacket with both my driver’s license and that of my late Grandfather. Today I played poker at the new Horseshoe in Indiana. I turned my license in for a player’s
In the season premiere of Mad Men, Ubermensch Don Draper, well known for bagging numerous pneumatic hotties at once, had a little problem pleasing his super hot wife. How could this happen? Well, I
Just had this entertaining conversation with a rep from the Northwestern Aquatic Center. “How much is admission for an alumni?” “12 dollars” “How do I prove I’m an alumni?” “Do you have a card?”