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My Mom’s Idea of Prepared

Every time I move, which sadly is often, my mother sets me up with supplies. This is her idea of how much paper products a new apartment should have. I also now own enough

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Be wary, underage gambler

Was just up at Majestic Star Casino in Indiana playing poker. As I walked in, I saw a sign that said that underage gamblers would be prosecuted and sent to jail. I’m not saying

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Hi Ho Silver Lining

This may have inspired Spinal Tap and you can hear why Jeff Beck’s been having to deal with big ego’d singers forever, but I love it nonetheless.

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Super Morbidly Obese?

I heard Howard Stern talking about super morbidly obese people this morning. First off I feel bad for these people. If you’re a little overweight, it’s probably something that you should deal with, but

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Baby Blue

I’ve been holding out so long I’ve been sleeping all alone Lord I miss you Well, I’ve been haunted in my sleep You’ve been starring in my dreams Lord I miss you The special

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(Just like) Romeo and Juliet

(Just Like) Romeo and Juliet – The Reflections This song has a killer twist to it. Whenever a guy is laying out his rap to a girl and mentioning Romeo and Juliet, you’re always

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