The number of women who have been related to me and willing to spoil me beyond belief is probably what makes me the fantastic failure that I am today. I’ve both been well loved
And I don’t mean in a Hitler loved dogs way either. Jeff Buckley’s “Hallelujah” hit number one because a stoned Spanish kid dug it and sang it on that show. Decide yourself if that
Jesse Helms and Bozo – Gonzo! Wow, this is just like when Thomas Jefferson and John Adams both held out and died on the 4th of July. I join all you racist homophobes and
I just heard that Madonna said her new favorite song was Katy Perry’s “Ur So Gay.” Quite the complement because Perry’s video for “I Kissed a Girl” isn’t just a slight Madonna homage, it’s practically a
I’ll tell you something. I’m not trying to pin life anymore. I don’t even fucking understand it. I just want to make it through with some dignity, like everybody else.
I’m so obsolete I’m posting this lame ass cartoon about it. People have been sending me these long texts these days, and all I can do to respond is send a Y or a
It’s hard for me to have sympathy for this guy. He was married to Christie Brinkley, he has a teen mistress, and he still needs to spend $3000 dollars a month on internet porn!
Wow, who knew so many people cheated on crossword puzzles? My site has a record day due to my mentioning that Jim Belushi wore a costume in Trading Places. Sadly, my review didn’t mention
She remains genius in a “is she really that stupid or is she just a really fun girl?” way. I’m guessing you won’t see Janeane Garafolo wearing that shirt regardless of whether she’s a vegetarian
I was just watching a bit of HBO’s Hard Times at Douglass High, about the problems of an inner city school.
You know I bet about ten years ago Bill Murray’s wife was like he smokes a little dope and drinks a bit, but he’s fine. Now that she wants a divorce because he’s an
I’m of the belief that it costs exactly the same to make a nice tailored suit as it does to make a shabby cheap looking one, but that rich people want poor people to