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Nice Lie – Alfred

Remember that Friends elevator where they killed off Joey’s character because he claimed he wrote his own lines. If you’re Michael Caine, you can apparently get away with it. “”I always make up my

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Two Bozo’s Kick the Bucket

Jesse Helms and Bozo – Gonzo! Wow, this is just like when Thomas Jefferson and John Adams both held out and died on the 4th of July. I join all you racist homophobes and

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Katy Perry’s in Vogue!

I just heard that Madonna said her new favorite song was Katy Perry’s “Ur So Gay.” Quite the complement because Perry’s video for “I Kissed a Girl” isn’t just a slight Madonna homage, it’s practically a

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I’m obsolete

I’m so obsolete I’m posting this lame ass cartoon about it. People have been sending me these long texts these days, and all I can do to respond is send a Y or a

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Jessica Simpson eats meat

She remains genius in a “is she really that stupid or is she just a really fun girl?” way. I’m guessing you won’t see Janeane Garafolo wearing that shirt regardless of whether she’s a vegetarian

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