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The World’s Easiest Joke

I’ll be shocked if someone isn’t getting paid to write this for Jay Leno as we speak. It was announced that Ed McMahon’s house was in foreclosure today. Grasping for his mail Ed told

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Fuck iTunes

This is just the most inane shit I’ve ever seen in my entire life. I was looking to download an audio-book on iTunes to listen to something when I supposedly ride my bike and

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Bob Dylan: Forgiveness

In 1991, Bob Dylan was given a lifetime achievement award at the Grammy Awards, which to me is sort of like a special on Lenny Bruce hosted by Carrot Top. Amid the first Gulf

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You won’t see me

Though the days are few They’re filled with tears And since I lost you It feels like years Yes, it seems so long Girl, since you’ve been gone And I just can’t go on

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