Rose: a Titanic bitch
She’s 101 years old. Leo froze to death so she could live. They fly her out to check out the Titanic ruins and give her her portrait back. They listen to her maudlin sappy
March 21, 2008
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She’s 101 years old. Leo froze to death so she could live. They fly her out to check out the Titanic ruins and give her her portrait back. They listen to her maudlin sappy
My mom informed me today that Barack Obama’s speech was being widely praised, but that Rush Limbaugh was tearing him apart. Well, of course he was. I find Rush very entertaining. You always know
I think it’s pretty clear that if Elliot Spitzer had just had an affair that he wouldn’t have been forced to resign. Well, the guy has 500 million dollars, why not just have an
“You’re making a mistake.” One of my favorite movie scenes and maybe one of the most misinterpreted of all time. Harrison Ford, a cop hiding out among the Amish, has just found out that
A 21-year-old Harris County woman filed a $200,000 lawsuit against American Airlines alleging employees on a flight to Los Angeles from Dallas/Fort Worth Airport failed to protect her while she slept from another passenger
JPM: “Hi this is JP Morgan” BSC: “Hi, this is Bear Stearns. We have some ugly positions that we’d like to get out of. Could you give us a market, because um they are
Yesterday: Bear Stearns President and Chief Executive Alan Schwartz begged to differ with Wall Street. “There is absolutely no truth to the rumors of liquidity problems.” Today: “Bear Stearns has been the subject of
American media is full of pimps and whores and now after the outing of Elliot Spitzer, they are all on tv pitching their books. Larry King is presently interviewing a colleague of Spitzer’s favorite professional
Brooke Shields hasn’t aged very well, and that’s a shame because she’s uh … not exactly Meryl Streep. The guy that plays Brooke’s husband creeps me out. Kim Raver looks like a horse. Lindsey
40 usages of the word “terrible.” 60 if it’s an Eastern Conference game. Kenny Smith: The Cavs seem intent on playing a 3-2 high post zone and funnelling the cutter into Ben Wallace, but so
Charlie: Alan, there’s something you should know about me. When I say I understand, it doesn’t mean I agree. It doesn’t mean that I understand. It doesn’t even mean that I’m listening. Alan: Then
Dawn Wells became the second cast member of Gilligan’s Island to be arrested for marijauna possession, which of course, explains a lot including why no one could remember that it was Gilligan, who saved