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Rudy Giuliani all in one quote

Rudy Giuliani seemingly is running his campaign for President like a long distance runner conserving energy for a late push, which will either be seen as genius or folly in about six months. He’s

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Figure out this political math

CNN announced that Hilary Clinton won a big victory in Nevada tonight despite the fact that she got 12 delegates and Barack Obama got 13. I’m too jaded to even try to figure this out

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Brad Renfro Dead

“Has played in a school production sponsored by DARE, a program in which young people learn about the danger of drugs” Those programs are extremely effective.

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Lay off of Terrell Owens

If this was in your bio, how crazy would you be? “Owens was led to believe that his father was long dead or living elsewhere. It wasn’t until he was 11 that he learned

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A Real Decent Fine Boy

I’ve already violently shaken the earth off of its axes, I might as well calm things down a little and show them that I truly am an omnipotent gift from above.

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The mullet only I emulated

I don’t remember ever hearing the term at the time, but I guess that’s what the hairstyle’s been doomed by time to be forever called. I’m guessing no other American in 1984 was trying to look

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Cleveland Rocks

Cleveland won the right to host the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 1986, but the best argument ever made that the Hall truly belonged on the North Coast was made by Ian

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