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It’s Award Season

There’s some piece of nonsense on VH1 right now. There are dressed up people patting other dressed up people on the back for extraordinary pieces of sheer heroic art, you know like Cuba Gooding

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Andy Warhol: No Longer Right

Everybody is starting to become famous for longer than 15 minutes. No even remotely famous person ever goes away anymore and after their fifteen minutes all you start to feel is a big hangover. Verne Troyer and China

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Poor Bruce Jenner

Top 25 Men Who Look Like Old Lesbians The final attack on Bruce here is perhaps the meanest thing I’ve ever seen on the internet that didn’t have any profanity or pornography.

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Free Firefighter Robin Garrison

Firefighter entrapped Look this man was clearly entrapped. I’m not in favor in any way of sick dudes running around exposing themselves, but if a topless woman puts her leg on your shoulder and asks

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World’s Worst Babysitter

LAUDERHILL, Florida (AP) — A 12-year-old boy beat a toddler to death with a baseball bat because she was crying while he was trying to watch TV, authorities said. The boy, who was not

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Dick Clark is the Anti-Christ

My cat is dying so I’m in a particularly bad mood, but I’ve always hated this piece of capitalist demon spawn. I’ll be happy when he dies and hopefully Ryan Seacrest goes with him.

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