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Dick Clark is the Anti-Christ

My cat is dying so I’m in a particularly bad mood, but I’ve always hated this piece of capitalist demon spawn. I’ll be happy when he dies and hopefully Ryan Seacrest goes with him.

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Leave the dimwitted chicks alone!

I’ll probably look pretty silly if she winds up dead of an overdose in a few months, but I have a feeling that the recent Britney Spears custody/hospitalization debacle is more of a case

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Chappelle vs Cook

Dane Cook Breaks Comedy Record Jan. 3, 2008, 5:58 PM EST The Associated Press LOS ANGELES — Dane Cook broke a Laugh Factory endurance record set less than a month ago by Dave Chappelle.

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Jon Brion and I: Both Mopes

There’s an odd point in time when I see Jon Brion play, when I realize that although I love his unbelievable musical chops, his delightful and charming sense of humor, his love of all

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This Will Be Our Year

Bob Dylan has nothing to do with this Zombies song, but that picture seemed romantic to me right now The warmth of your love is like the warmth of the sun and this will

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Miley Cyrus Apocalypse

As if it wasn’t bad enough that parents around the world were all going into hock to buy scalped tickets to the Miley Cyrus tour, a woman just admitted that she helped her six

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Pastor Kerney Thomas

I just continue to be amazed by how many of these televangelist infomercials there are. I thought that we’d gotten past that as a culture. Kerney Thomas looks like John Amos in Coming to

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