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CSPAN reconsiders Dred Scott

I’m not exactly sure just how this happened, but one day apparently Hannah Montana was a repeat and I wound up watching CSPAN’s coverage of a Harvard Law School event, where a bunch of big

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Iron Man AC Green

AC Green is an iron man. Most people call him that because he played in 1192 straight professional basketball games. I call him that because he remained a virgin until he got married at

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Can We All Get Along?

Chris Rock has a funny routine about flunking Black history because he thought the answer to every question was Martin Luther King. Just to be safe nowadays you should just always answer King as

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Jimmy Fallon in Taxi

I’m watching this as I type this. I really thought it was impossible to make a movie this bad these days. It’s so wretched I literally can’t look away. Jimmy Fallon makes Steve Guttenberg look

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Doug Stanhope on why he hates Jews

In honor of the Will Smith JDL feud I offer this brilliantly profane routine by Doug Stanhope, who bravely responds to an inaccurate accusation that he said something anti-semetic, by deciding that he’s railed

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K-A-M: Master of Love

I’m going to call him by his initials, K-A-M, since I don’t want his name showing up with porn in google searches, although actually he might take that as a complement given the title

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My biggest flame out

I have almost no ability to pick up women at bars or parties. The better the conversation I have with them the more embarrassed I am to ask them out and risk making them

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