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The ever classy New York Post

They ran the punriffic headline “Ike ‘Beats’ Tina to Death” the other day. Letting us all know that Ike Turner both died first and used to beat Tina. I’m sort of amused, but karmically I

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Fad Alert: Paris buys a hybrid

“I changed all the light bulbs to energy-safe light bulbs and I’m buying a hybrid car right now,” said 26-year old Paris Hilton. “Little things that people can do every day to make a

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I didn’t inhale

Bill Clinton’s weak explaination of his marijauna use (heh, I actually somehow believe him) is going to become the excuse of choice for steroid users named by the Mitchel Report. Andy Pettitte and F.P.

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Lenny Bruce

Here’s one of my big personal issues. Somewhere along the way, maybe when I was a kid reading about how history was a function of great men, I bought into the chic of martyrdom.

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Shocking news from Roger Clemens

By shocking, I don’t mean the steroid allegations, I sarcastically mean the denial. This is from CNN.com: “A lawyer for Roger Clemens strongly denies the seven-time Cy Young Award winner used performance-enhancing steroids. ‘He

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McCartney reunites with lost love

Got to Get You into My Life – The Beatles Rock’s biggest love affair ended when Paul McCartney married Heather Mills. The jilted lover who this song was dedicated to was left behind by

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The Dave Clark Five?

The Dave Clark Five somehow were just chosen for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. It’s an absurd choice. Styx belongs in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame as much as the

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Kevin Spacey: Mr. Ego

I was a big fan of Kevin Spacey’s from the second I first saw him play Mel Profit on Wiseguy, but the guy irritates the hell out of me now and it has nothing

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Ike Turner Dead

Rocket 88 – Jackie Brenston, with His Delta Cats So Jazz is trains and Rock and Roll is cars, which adds credence to the notion that this was the first rocker ever. From what

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