This cartoon originally used over and over again by Charles M Schultz keeps being reused and it should be, but properly. Charlie Brown wanted to kick that football so badly that even though all
This is creepy in every possible way, but somehow it all fits. I’ve been reading Matthew Polly’s amazingly inspirational Bruce Lee: A Life and it now fits even more. I have in no way
In 1977, a guy named Mark Perry made his biggest contribution to rock history when he wrote that “Punk died the day the Clash signed to CBS.” Many people wrote similarly about Elvis after
The name of my site comes from my favorite Elvis joke from Mojo Nixon’s “Elvis is Everywhere.” The title of that song was true in 1987 when Mojo Nixon wrote it, and it is
This is long and may be repetitive, which Mitch Hedberg never was, but I’m no Mitch. If you think you know Mitch, who said, “We need help!” but hilariously, scroll to the end. If
America’s got talent and I am the only one who is 100% of his rocker! I don’t know if this was actually said by this person in exactly these words but in my
I sincerely love the movie “Wedding Crashers,” if you hear me talk about it there will be no irony involved. The idea of two guys who crash weddings to pick up chicks is actually
Elvis Presley Eight: I concluded my first post taking on Nolan Dalla’s challenge with this statement. The second you see the word “seminal” appear you should immediately stop reading. I will not describe this
My website gets few hits, but the post that without a doubt does get the most hits is this one from January 14th, 2008: “Rodger Penzabene Lost Romantic” Now at that point, I was
I have probably spent a larger percentage of my life trying to become adept at things I wasn’t born to do than anyone else I have met. The things that perhaps I was born
I’m not really worried for Sarah Silverman. Sarah Silverman has thrown herself on the front lines. Sarah Silverman has thought things out and seems to know exactly what she is doing. Sarah Silverman knows
This actually got some likes on Facebook for me, which is rare when I make a political statement there. It is also why I don’t make many there anymore. Inconceivable that the government