Rehab is just like abstinence only education. $50,000 a week and not one of those brilliant chemical dependancy gurus ever thought enough to suggest —>

How do you get one of those jobs where you lurk in chat rooms pretending to be a 12 year old fishing for pedophiles? I think that would be an interesting job, plus I

   Scene opens with a guy lying down smoking weed) GUY: Can’t you just walk yourself. DOG: You disappoint me. (Dog walks away and then raises his flag of independence) (AbovetheInfluence.com logo appears) I

Back in the early ‘70s the killing spree of the Manson Family chilled Hollywood celebrities to the bone, my how things have changed. Despite having bruiser Arnold Schwarzenegger around as Governor, the city of

The guy is so nice it’s almost like killing Bambi after killing his mother first right in front of him, but I just don’t get how even diseases are dominated by celebrity these days.

The weakest idea for a reality show yet. Therapy or bragging? I was 16 in 1982 when Scott Baio appeared in the movie Zapped, with Willie Aames, whose IQ decreased by close to 100

I have two movie rules. My aunt has similar rules in her apartment. At my Aunt’s, there is to be no Wheel of Fortune on the TV. I could probably watch hardcore porn at

Keith Richards just got offered 7 Million Dollars to write his autobiography, which I’m guessing won’t be written by Keith. Here is my guess as to what Keith would write if he had to

AFI’s 100 Years … 100 Passions  List   I always like to check out what the old stodgy folk think are the greatest films of all time. They just released a list of their

I believed it when I was fifteen and I believe it now decades later. Grammar is Fascist and spelling should be optional. Punctuation is alright as long as nobody tells you what you can