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Spiiiinnnnn Control!!!!

  I’m sure you’ve seen the video. I don’t care if she is stupid or got shell shocked, but the following was just in USA Today, and if she actually wrote what they say

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Above the Influence

The above the Above the Influence commercials have fascinated me for a while now. I’ve long wanted hipper people talking to kids about substance use, but in the end all commercials are propaganda and

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Doug Stanhope: No Refunds

“At least Black people knew when they were slaves, you remain clueless….Hard work is fine if it’s a work of passion, but just to work hard to buy shit to impress people? You fucking

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Owen Wilson

Bill Hicks:  Anybody can be a bum. All it takes is the right girl, the right bar, and the right friends and you are well on your way.

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I Want to be a Corporate Spy

How do you get one of those jobs where you lurk in chat rooms pretending to be a 12 year old fishing for pedophiles? I think that would be an interesting job, plus I

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Marketing to Drug Addicts

   Scene opens with a guy lying down smoking weed) GUY: Can’t you just walk yourself. DOG: You disappoint me. (Dog walks away and then raises his flag of independence) (AbovetheInfluence.com logo appears) I

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